Monday, November 10, 2014

MAN CAVE


LIVE THE ULTIMATE MAN CAVE EXPERIENCE


My fellow Cavemen, Brothers and Dudes, its been a really long time since we lived in caves, but ever since,  we have lived by the motto "You can take man out of the cave but you cannot take the cave out of the man". Hence, our favourite colour isn't pink, lilac, jade, mauve nor turquoise but earthy colours. Colours akin to the inside of a natural cave, the golden browns of autumn leaves, the fauns, creams and beiges of the beach rocks and sand, the blue hues of the ocean, the mottled greens of the bush and ... of course, the golf course. We are the hunter gatherers. It's in our blood. We catch the meat and the women makes the broth.  We are the protectors of women, the fathers of children, the husbands of wives. We fend for our families and form life-long friendships with like-minded men. We are not phased by trivialities. We tackle life head-on. We take the bull by the horns.  We take no prisoners and there are no holds barred.



ENTER THE MANCAVE

Mancave is a male sanctuary for dudes, to morally and motivationally  bond, aid and support one another as well as foster relationships of friendship beyond borders. Unfortunately this is not the garage, the attic, the spare room nor the basement where we can more appropriately bond, but it is a platform for us to hangout and  read words of encouragement. It is "the place" to visit when you want to be alone. Man Cave is a male-only space decorated with trophies, sports memorabilia and centrefolds. It is a  manspace where we can talk, tools, cars, bungee jumping, fishing, spelonking, boats, mountaineering, guns, parachuting, helicopters, model building, abseiling, bikes, building renovations, scuba diving, hang gliding, and yachting and every other interest without the fear of offending any female sensibilities around the house.

"You can take man out of the cave but 
you cannot take cave out of the man".

Yep, here you can fart, smoke your cigars, spill your beer on the table or the floor and leave a half eaten sandwich overnight without any reprisal whatsoever. Here you can choose your man cave decor and can get
man cave ideas and choose the perfect man cave design for your man cave signs. You can make your man cave garage the ultimate haven by looking through the goodies at the man cave store. After all you deserve it and we stand shoulder to shoulder with one another because it is your right.. Families stands together because "blood is thicker than water". But let me be downright crude about it. The mancave fellowship stands together because "sperm is thicker than blood". There has never been a truer saying because that's exactly what manhood is all about.Having said that, you need to have a manspace to bond with your fellow man.


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MAN CAVE IDEAS

So if you gonna build yourself a mancave, you have to decide whether its gonna be inside the house or outside. If its gonna be in a spare room inside the house, it needs be be as close as possible to the backdoor. This gives you quick access to the garage and if your shoes are grimy from working in the garage, the shoe prints will be kept to a minimum. The first thing you need to do is replace that bedroom door with a solid sound proof door, so that when the ball game is playing on you big screen TV its not going to disturb the wife's tea party nor the kids studying.

Next you need to put a man cave sign on that door. As a father or a husband you have earned you families respect but that man cave is going to demand it. Man cave signs are an absolute necessity. Man cave decor comes next. Decide where that TV is gonna be mounted and where your leather throne is going be placed. Note well, the sun cannot shine through the window onto the TV screen, so choose the appropriate wall.

If there are insufficient electrical sockets, it is imperative that you add a few more. An electrical sockets for the desk fan and the ceiling fans, for the radio / iPad and iPod stands, mobile phone charger, desktop computer and at least three lcd computer monitors.  An electrical sockets for the cordless drill and other hand power tools. Make provision for the Sony playstation 4 or xbox live, and dont forget about a shelf for sony playstation 4 games or the new xbox games.

COOL GARAGE IDEAS 

If your man cave is going to be in the garage, the big question is are you willing to share it with the car? 
If the car is going to spend its life outside then you have a fantastic manspace to build. First and foremost a 
desk or work-table and a lockable wall mounted cupboard for those expensive hand power tools. The doors 
of  the cupboard must serve as the area of your aspirations - the poster of that dream sports car or that dream 
house. Because if you constantly see it and aspire to it, you will achieve it.


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THE MAN CAVE STORE

The man cave store will have all those personalized mancave items. A mancave stainless steel coffee mug that plugs into the cars lighter socket of the 4x4 offroad vehicle. Mancave store have  man cave padded jackets for when you go yachting, boating or fishing during the nights. The man cave store have Swiss Army utility knives, hunting knives, fishing knives, scuba diver's knives and so many other man cave items.  They even have  mancave utility torches, forehead mount led headlights, led bar lights and speciality items like a Harley-Davidson Bar Stool and so much more.